Regional carrier Cricket has set about breaking the Guinness record for the world's largest cellphone, crafting a giant Samsung Messager out of wood, metal, lights, wizardry, and love. It'll be officially unveiled tomorrow, but in the meantime, we've been treated to some behind-the-scenes footage of the 8th Wonder Of The World's creation. Follow the break for video, and don't forget to head on over to Engadget to post your caption.

Chris: "Leaving out the microSD slot was purely a design decision."
Don: "Hey, anybody remember where we put the world's smallest cellphone?"
Paul: "yo, david, can we meet up for this fight tmrw? me and my philistine buddies got totally wasted last night, got giant hangover. thx."
Joe: "Sure, Cricket has a bigger network, but Boost Mobile has better ringtones."
Josh T.: "And yet... the display is still cramped."
Nilay: "Finally, we will crush the iPhone!"
Thomas: "Hold on, let me walk over to my inbox"
Jacob: "The good news? Grandma will be able to see the buttons. The bad news? She won't be able to dial a number without an oxygen tank."

We don't know what's going on here, but mimes, phones, and spheroid frameworks are always a recipe for buffoonery.

Chris: "Having failed its FCC approval testing in spectacular fashion, Samsung's SGH-S999 'Multicall' is rolled toward the nearest dumpster by company engineers."
"You realize that if even one of these things is set to Discoverable, our cover's blown."
"Desperate to rid itself of a troublesome mime pandemic, South Korea eventually enlisted the help of Samsung to craft the 'Voicemaker 3000,' a sphere-like weapon capable of felling upward of 80 mimes per minute when properly deployed."
Darren: "If I could speak, I'd have this many phones."
Joshua: "Milo and Arlo knew at once that their investment was in vain -- alas -- neither could say 'Hello.' "
"Those 'pay as you go' phones are kind of unwieldy."
Ryan: "Do not taunt happy phone ball."
Thomas: "French police bust Chinese cloning rings."
Donald: "Leaving things 'til the last minute, Samsung was forced to turn to some mimes from the street instead of the usual spokesmodels."
Evan: "Can you hear me n... ah, guess not."